Top Ten Things I have Learned from My Internship (Thus Far)

*for all you non-medical/hospital people out there.

1.) You walk the same day you have knee replacement surgery
2.) If someone is screaming from a room...dont walk in there to see if they need any help- contrary to popular belief. :)
3.) Dont get into a deep theological discussion with a man who is doped up on morphine
4.) If someone asks you if you want to see their gun shot wound...just say no
5.) When it comes to infectious diseases, use hand sanitizer whether you think you need it or not
6.) Dont give too many blood thinners to an elderly lady or her foot will turn black
7.) Dont take an online class while doing an internship....its not fun
8.) You can make drugs using a loaf of bread and shoe polish
9.) Sometimes its ok to have a concealed weapon on you
10.) Dont give meal tickets to people who are not wearing any pants.

- did not make some of these mistakes, other interns helped me write this one. haha :)
-Kate